Narrator: they would not be ok

HAIL ERIS

Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

Ai…what? I live in Portugal

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

I would watch an edit of the movie that only featured the physics part of it. It’s the boring part I don’t have time for

Subject matter doesn’t appeal to me much, and I’m also not very fond of the lead actor (no particular reason, he’s a great actor) If it serves as consolation I only watched like 15min of barbie, either

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Didn’t watch the movie, probably why it went over my head. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

No I don’t get it. But I would like to. Is this one of those scenarios where three physicists walk into a bar, each one tells a joke but none of it are funny so no one gets it?

It’s actually more interesting than a plain old boring sidewalk. Yeah I ride with the devil

Linkedin of all places. That’s justi a piece of garbage

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

All bodies are beautiful