Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

He’s got my vote.

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Interview to be a delivery driver.

Reminds me of when I moved cities and was having a rough go of it. I borrowed 20 bucks for gas and my gas light was still on. This was only a few weeks after I had ran out of gas on my way to an interview to deliver pizza.

Don’t ever tell yourself you need this job like a hole in the head.

Fuck you mean it’s just the fuckin way she goes?

Thank you for your service.

Either facetious or maybe they have some fava beans laying around.

Let It Go probably.

That’s why literasea is dangerous.