Wait, you’re telling me murdering random people on the ocean isn’t solving the problem that America is ran by pedophiles?
Well shit, I’m out of ideas. Anyone? Is there anything that could possibly fix this problem? Should we do slavery again? Would that help?
Glad to see an “investment” tab on the official whitehouse page.
At least America isn’t hiding it anymore. In a sense, it’s a little freeing.
It’s easy to say “Fuck America” now, even as an American.
Gotta work on that diet. Best way to lose weight.
Unless you’re already eating the perfect diet, then I have no idea. I suppose it would be time for a doctor at that point.
Creed is an honorary Christian rock band, which is 1000x worse than a normal one.
How do they even know when to begin their day if the morning shotgun doesn’t go off?
I’ll sell Sam Altman an ounce of dignity, only a small 1 billion dollar fee.
No, that’s me trying to play a game and the carpal tunnel I’ve had since teenage hood deciding that I’m not going to play a game.
Unless there’s a pandemic of intelligence out of nowhere, it’s probably the end of the modern world in some soon-ish timeframe.
Although we are going through an extinction event, and I suppose if it’s one severe enough to kill anything over a certain size, humans will probably go along with it.
You’ve officially put more thought into it than he has.
They’re probably mocking him for not being able to afford better seats.
What a fool, isn’t even leveraging his NYC mayorship to enrich himself!
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