Almost down voted but realised its shitposting. You may have my upvote

I too like to be milked

Well if my cats going to hell I hope I do too. See you there little man!

Donut county

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the same thing

Meep meep

The weather. Its global warming, it is a real thing