“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Bwahahaha. What a crybaby. Wasted $25,000,000, did we, felon?

“Uhm, how dare they, you know, stick to principles and long term self-interest when, you know, how dare they threaten me with money?! Go fuck yourselves!”

Oh no how unfortunate.

Ramen.

So, what about Russia’s foreign agent registration laws? Paranoia and intellectual inferiority?

Oh wow, who would’ve guessed Russia was negotiating in bad faith?

Future head of DoJ.

Thanks, O’Biden.

Glad we are holding one of the most progressive senators to account.

And a distressing number of tankies in many prominent instances.