Is this like a beanie babies reboot?

In his newest (and worst) How Do You Do Fellow Kids moment, Mark Zuckerberg launches the Poob service, accessible exclusively through the Metaverse. What does it do? Fucked if we know.

Absolutely spewing stuff from an unfortunate hole in his neck?

Right, everybody wants their freedom-loving metal giantess guardian, then it’s all “I have a family” this and “I’m the wrong person” that when the government starts feeding citizens to the world serpent that lives inside national monuments.

Thoughts and prayers ought to fix it right up.

In loving memory of his demise: https://youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo

Not on my own, I’m technically only responsible for the network and cybersecurity, but not being able to log out of an education account on a public computer is a pretty serious threat. Fortunately I’m on good terms with the dean and he’s always been receptive to my concerns.

As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer’s MS Office software (the “sign out” button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

I might be a little angry.

Obligatory coq

adduser is an interactive wrapper for useradd. It can, for example, prompt the user to set a password rather than execute passwd separately. Very useful if you just want to manage a user without reading through useradd’s command line options, then running usermod because you forgot to set something.

It doesn’t excuse the bad naming, I’d rather have something like useradd --interactive, but it’s worth remembering.

Fuck it. *uses ulong to store a boolean*

I don’t know what you’re talking about, it was on -1 for hours. Besides, doesn’t blåhaj disable downvotes?

I wish my one bad experience in 2015 had been the absolute last time Pulse failed for anyone ever. Alas, time doesn’t work that way, and Pulse remained failure-prone for years after my encounter with it.

Extremely frequently. Digital musical instruments generally don’t output production quality sounds – they output MIDI data that describes what note is being played, and an audio synthesizer device or software interprets it and generates the audio data.

A massive rabbit hole into an alternate reality.

Damn, getting downvoted for answering a question? This really is just reddit by another name. (e: for the record, this was stuck on +0 -1 for several hours)

Very mature. If you’re going to act like a toddler, I’ll put you in the timeout box.

For the record, your reply to my comment had no bearing on my decision, and I’ll preserve the entire comment chain in case I find myself on YPTB.

Very mature. If you’re going to act like a toddler, I’ll put you in the timeout box.

Do Not Be Taken Alive

Memes are not necessarily meant to be funny. They’re meant to represent a common experience within a group. The horrid failure rate of PulseAudio just a couple years ago fits that definition perfectly, and in fact it’s why I gave up on Ubuntu 14.04 in 2015.

It’s a Disco Elysium thing. The game has “thoughts” that are thematic buffs accompanied by copious amounts of completely unhinged flavour text. That is (probably) one of them.

Play DE, by the way. It’s the best RPG ever made.