First of all, no. No, no, no, it doesn’t. And then, this should be called the Mellonwater.

Fucking stupid move. If he survives, he’ll be a hero, if he dies, he’ll be a martyr.

Well, a martyr he is…

“AITA for being bald?”

I’d say fuck it!

You gotta hate clickbait titles.

Justice served for you, Americans!

For those wondering, the cities are:

• Albuquerque, New Mexico
• Memphis, Tennessee
• Baton Rouge, Louisiana
• Miami, Florida
• Lexington, Kentucky

Also, the key insights are worth knowing:

• Albuquerque, New Mexico, has the highest annual rate of pedestrian deaths, at 9.24 fatalities per 100,000 people.
• The safest city for pedestrians is Lincoln, Nebraska. It’s also the sole city on our list with only one pedestrian fatality in 2023.
• Stockton, California, is especially deadly for cyclists, with more than two fatalities per year per 100,000 residents.
• Arizona has three cities that appear in the top 10 most deadly places for both pedestrians and cyclists.
• Twenty cities reported zero cyclist fatalities in 2023.

Fucking bots, they started disallowing us from browsing the web. Sure they’ll be more careful with our lives.

Of course it’s not, they are still the worst.

“The Middle East and South America”.

What about Zionists? Or people cheering at Trump for sinking a boat in Venezuela?

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Huh?

Rosemary, why would you do that?

I want to believe.

All these and more facts were actually published in the prestigious Annals of Uranus, Volume 34, pages 143-165, 2024. Excellent work published by the academics internationalists Patricia Chapoy and Pedro Sola.

Just bang the girl, smh.

That’s a huge kidney stone.

This shit wouldn’t happen in America, land of freedom! Right?