To anyone who needs to know, this is a 100% true fact and you should listen. If you can’t afford two Benzes, you can’t afford one Benz. Meanwhile you can take a twenty year old Honda, pack the engine compartment completely full of peanut butter, throw it in the ocean, and it’ll fire right up once you fish it back out again.
Because, historically, prohibition of [x] has been a highly effective strategy with no downsides whatsoever.