He look like Garth Brooks and Charlie Kirk had an abortion together.

Rigor is the bedrock of science.

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

"For my science project I have chosen to peer review Jacob’s paper on the smelliness of the boys restroom.

My review could find no hypothesis nor data collection in the original from which he concluded the different ways the vaguely described room smelled.

It is my conclusion that his passing grade was based on (1)having delivered some content on or before the deadline, (2) presenting various physical attributes under an accurately defined heading, and (3) minimum spelling mistakes.

I have illustrated these and other aspects by representing his paper with the teacher’s markups.

I will be taking no questions at this time."

Not even with Tayler Swift’s dick.

Was he giving them tips as a professional serial killer?

Seize his companies in the name of national security.

So he thinks we’ve already forgotten about his furniture kink?

Time to starting putting ally in quotes.

They’re not going to stop until the advertising stops working.

Let me guess. Only hers was moral.

Every accusation a confession.

This is the bad place?

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

For an alleged advanced species, the lizard people have shit skin suit technology.

You think that will stop him from running or someone from rolling him out like Barron Harkonnen?

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

…oke