I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.

Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

You could have stopped at “ads”.

Yeah, I wanna hear the whole thing, honestly.

I’M APPLYIN’ I’M QUALIFYIN’ FOR FBI DESPITE HORSE DEFILIN’

My smocks.

Send money, you get stocks.

GOOD LORD.

I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.

Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.

Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?

We’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.

We are Canadian, we are NASTY: No American Shit, Thank You.

I’m not sticking my dick in crazy.

But I hate that one side always gets dirty, it’s friggin’ hard to clean once it’s all stood up. Can’t they use mats when they start? SMDH

Oh I’m compassionate on hot spices, but if it’s just for me? GAME ON, LET’S SWEAT

Ingredients I always ignore the amount given in recipes:

Garlic, lime juice, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, chocolate chips, raisins. There’s probably more.

Found the clits.

Tell me more about these beef wings…

No, she will not be mad while she’s gone.