This guy gets it.

You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.

This should be in Shitty Million Dollar Ideas.

I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory “thanks, English”.)

Ooh, medical team with the dermal regenerator to Ten Forward STAT!

To be fair, “spell checker” wouldn’t be accurate.

Don’t worry, we’re not sending any.

That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.

Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.

My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.

Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.

Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.

OOOoooh, so you make avatars. Neat.

PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie

It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?

And Jesus said unto Krudler, “Come with me and I will make you a fisher of magnets.”

LONG LIVE OHO

100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.

5. Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
6. Profit anyways, probably.

This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢