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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How many sexual partners have you had?
5·17 hours agoIn the immortal words of George Carlin:
“I’ve never fucked a 10 but I have fucked 5 twos”
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How many sexual partners have you had?
121·1 day agoLow 3 digits, lost count years ago.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump on Mamdani: 'I would be better than him'
22·1 day agoIf the goal was raping children, then yeah, Trump has the experience.
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politics @lemmy.world•White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79
41·1 day agoDefinitely not a woke president.
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politics @lemmy.world•The US needs drones, not Trump-class battleships, Democrats argue
9·2 days agoA Trump class battleship would have no class whatsoever.
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politics @lemmy.world•Pro-Israel voices win out, kill bill to stop US-Israel military integration
321·2 days agoCorrection: Pro genocide voices.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Fifa asks fans mistakenly issued free World Cup tickets to re-buy at full priceEnglish
6·2 days agoLaughing out loud.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta putting up tents across the US to house AI servers, like ‘a scene out of the movie Mad Max’ — structures take three months to build and use jet engines for powerEnglish
65·2 days agoI wonder if they’re flammable or inflammable?
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politics @lemmy.world•Sleepy Trump, 79, Slumps to the Side in Oval Office Briefing
181·2 days agoHe’s definitely not woke.
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politics @lemmy.world•America Broke Something When It Gave Trump a Second Chance
361·4 days agoThe US put a gun to its head in 2016. In 2024, it pulled the trigger.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Quote of the day by Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison: "Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on" — a dire warning on the er…English
18·4 days agoOne Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellsion
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World News@lemmy.world•UK police face backlash for handcuffing dying student stabbed by Sikh manEnglish
4611·4 days ago18 year old. A kid really, not a man.
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World News@lemmy.world•Trump says ‘f***ing crazy’ Netanyahu has made everyone hate Israel in furious phone call – reportEnglish
4·5 days agoBroken clock…
and broken head.
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News@lemmy.world•Murder Case in Which Police Handcuffed Victim Fuels Outrage in Britain
2116·5 days agoThe only difference is the British can read the lies whereas Americans have their lies read to them.
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politics @lemmy.world•Marco Rubio Snaps When Told Trump Iran Deal Is Just Obama’s but Worse
16·5 days agoI think Marco used to be a bit taller when he had a bit of a spine.
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News@lemmy.world•New York police investigate mysterious cases of people coming out of manholes
11·5 days agodeleted by creator

Republicans are obsessed with children’s genitals.
Go figure.