Imagine believing fairytales and magical stories.

I would simply refuse all gifts rather than give them to the owner.

I’m disappointed that this is news to anyone, but uplifted that someone learned history.

And then there was that guy who ingested radium like a supplement and his jaw decayed. He was bulletproof, however. And he had laser beam eyes. It’s sort of a mixed bag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers

He should draw a dick and balls on the poster.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSPiy4nRacZJyDoOZj7FBsc4xjaJM5RvU_Jtg&s=

When it comes to alcohol, stronger forms, like whiskey, for example, actually dehydrate, while beer shows better results.

I’m replacing water with beer the next time I run a marathon.

/this was a joke. i don’t run

Imagine a book full of ahistorical stories being taken as historical. Now imagine anything that it says mattering at all. It doesn’t.

I lost funding because I was attempting to revive the transatlantic accent for use in films.

/this was a joke.

This keeps getting repeated lately. The internet is stupid.

The problem is that voters are so damn stupid that someone can make a statement like this without being interrogated.

Ok, first laugh of the day, but I’m also a computer nerd. Well done.

Some people are shockingly stupid, even though I’ve spent my entire life finding out how stupid people can be.

Here’s a resource: https://serverfault.com/

I’m saving this comment to review later, when I’m more alert. Thanks!

While I support this, my grape jelly is about to look weird.

Hey, Israel is so super ethical. They one try on women’s lingerie because it keeps them from getting shot. They only starve children because those children will become terrorist. They only shoot people seeking aid or food because they’re seeking aid or food. What would you do if someone wanted water? Not shoot them? Are you insane?!

This comment is sarcasm. Fuck Israel and the IDF.

The surest sign that I’ve got old is that I make a sound when I get up.

Oh, really, Lonnie? Should I care about your opinions? Because I fucking don’t.

Oh, whoops. Here you go:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37661027

Edit: original: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3bf38d29-c6d6-403d-9c72-14f7bd712764.mp4

The set will not be available to rewatch on BBC iPlayer.

Oh, whoops. Here you go:

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/37661027

Edit: original: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3bf38d29-c6d6-403d-9c72-14f7bd712764.mp4