Spykee
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Spykee@lemm.eeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo matchEnglish
48·1 year agoNot all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.
This is a whole new level of orgasm for people who are into feet.
Yes, I am one of them.
Please do not kink shame us.
Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\
Spykee@lemm.eeto
politics @lemmy.world•Elon Musk allegedly took large amounts of drugs including ketamine while advising Trump – report
1·1 year agoI would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.
I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!Edit: PostNut Euphoria.
Spykee@lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from?
11·1 year ago“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.
Spykee@lemm.eeto
Firefox@fedia.io•Firefox Finally Lets You Remove the Extensions Button from the Toolbar
1·1 year agoFINALLY, FUCKING!

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Source : Drawception. Creator - Shifshapeter
I love your boobs too, bro!
Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.
Spykee@lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those of you that back your vehicle into parking spots, why do you do it?
81·1 year agoI support this narrative.
Not because it is logical, BUT BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING RIGHT!
GET IT, CHARLOTTE?
I DON’T HAVE EYES ON MY CAR’S TAIL-LIGHT TO SEE YOU WERE COMING TOWARDS ME.
Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
Hurts the same.
Porncrastination.
Yes, it IS word. I’ve been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.









Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.