Have you tried Mastodons official app? It got a lot better over the years.

Congrats, you are a potted plant now.

Suicide isn’t painless, when you leave everyone in pain

– NOFX

No problem! I can just kill the process in the…shit.
No problem! I can just kill the process in the…shit.

Yeah, but how?

Pen is man

Or have some fun with https://whitescreen.tv/fake-blue-screen/

There’s a fediverse project for that: Flohmarkt

List of flohmarkt instances

Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?

That black dot in the top right of the bottle made me try to clean my screen multiple times

Haha, I’ve never actually seen that, since Voyager doesn’t show them in the feed. That image is clearly ragebait.

Edit: Actually it is displayed, but very small.

we need an active devops humor comm

I don’t think it’s very active, but there is !iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev

I use timers on my phone for everything. They are labeled, so when they reach zero they tell me what past-me started so present-me can take care of it. Couldn’t live without them.

It’s christmas time

Danke Merkel

I agree, she should sit on glasses.

running on TaylorPad

I forgot about that, since Voyager doesn’t display avatars. That’s a transparent profile picture. I had problems deleting my old avatar, because avatar deletions didn’t federate, back when I tried it. So I just uploaded a transparent png. Maybe I should upload a new avatar to avoid confusion.

for “security”

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