Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

This is a great start, but this one is showing its age, and could use an update.

It never occurred to me that a government would pay a funeral home, but now that I think about it, it makes perfect sense for a government to collectively pay for the disposal of human remains, since everyone needs it, and it can’t be abused.

What does SLT mean?

I’d argue the opposite: satire and humor are the best way to get people on your side and motivated.

Republicans would be upset about Wikipedia being censored if they knew how to read.

The countries under discussion are democratic republics, aren’t they? If so, then age verification is what the people voted for, not an insidious plot by “they”.

“Nevertheless, she persisted.”

- Mitch McConnell, about Elizabeth Warren