How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

5yo love gross humor

I think he wants to f*ck the donuts

If men hadn’t been forgotten, they wouldn’t be like they are.

It makes perfect sense to allow non-citizens to vote in state and local elections where the outcome of those elections will impact those people.

What this does is disenfranchise legal non-citizens, and prevent those people who live in those places from having a say in how those places are run.

Which is fine, if the state wants to do it that way. It just feels like kind of a dick move.

Still a felon. That’s how NY law works.

That’s an Internet classic.

They see mask users as “other” and “evil”. Might as well wear a pro communist shirt.

Issues affecting young men:

1. Rape reports are ignored and not taken seriously
2. Not trained in the tools to deal with mental health and emotions
3. High expectation to make money but low job prospects
4. Jerks trivializing the fact that men have real concerns because OtHeRs HaVe It WoRsE.

It should be empathy for all. Asshat.

Where is this wonderful place??

It’s easy to get students to protest. They’re young, it’s exciting.

Voting isn’t loud or angry, so it doesn’t feel effective. It feels like actual work. And so they skip it.

You can start an insurance company.

Trump is not the problem. Trump is the symptom. The problem is a somewhat powerful minority faction in the US actively pushing to dismantle our democracy. Project 2025 wasn’t written by Trump and didn’t write itself.

Harris’ win is step 1. We then need to push to shore up our democracy and prevent a more cunning trump replacement.

I second this emotion

I think it’s the equivalent of “clean your plate, there are starving children in. -country-”

I.e. you can’t be bothered by bothersome things because other people have it worst.

It’s a bad take

It’s worthless. Because even if (e.g.) Jill got to debate, she can’t win. Too many people self identify as a specific party.

The best they can do is split the vote. In which case you should vote for the third party you hate most, to split the other side.

The funniest of their traits is where they think it’s gay to wash your butt. Yes it’s a thing.

Ours were both types, but people in lawn chairs with a bowl got more attention for sure

It would be parody except this year several popular influencers we’re discovered to be russian-funded tools.

https://apnews.com/article/russian-interference-presidential-election-influencers-trump-999435273dd39edf7468c6aa34fad5dd

So it’s not that far-fetched.

Now I’m not saying Johnson is fabricating a story, but he very clearly could be swayed to skew the narrative with a few extra bucks in his pocket.

Thank you for getting the joke. I was really worried no one would :-D

I comment only. I don’t read.