May there be many more opportunities

Yes, definitely wait til they start killing people. Condemnation will surely work wonders then

Giuliani is in the pedo club

Hey I saw that movie!

Become a hedge fund analyst or maybe get a job with McKinsey

Oh, so only for discussing topics the authorities consider verboten

This seems like a step towards the water wars

Why you gotta make this about race

I’m going to the front lines of the war on christmas… on the side of Halloween

That’s about the coolest thing you could say. Thus the paradox of cool

I don’t need safety gloves, because I’M HOMER SIM-

Hm… I hope glazing doesn’t mean what I think it means

It’s not that it’s purpose or implementation is unclear, it’s how bad I was at coding 2 years 6 months 2 months last week

Huh, I always thought both of those were capitol, with capital referring to either letters or funds/finance. My mistake

FAR from the Capital

I can’t tell whether to laugh or cry at this misspelling

Me, I just have never reinstalled my OS partition in 15ish years

Eurotrip is one of my favorite movies

Fiona!!

plain cowboy logic

Made me laugh out loud

Why would you use the Ai dj to feed you songs, when the normal daily mixes, daylist, etc are giving you the same songs without the fake personality injected between them? I literally do not understand. I’m open to your thoughts - it’s just that it seems like an alien perspective.