“Pick a number, any number.”

“Four!”

“It’s between one and three, not including one or three.”

“M!”

“Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.”

Until some bastard up on Denali shot a football through it, just so humanity would feel loss for the first time in 15,000 years.

They grieved over a bulb cause they hadn’t lost anything else.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE A GIRL GODDAMN IT

Oregon is the best.

Absolutely. It is a very short JRPG that wastes no time and has no filler. I finish it about monthly.

The only discernible flaw is that one dialog box is missing a closing quotation mark.

Academia 4XX AF from Final Fantasy XIII-2! (It’s also my favorite Final Fantasy.)

With this playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPuw_AJ3iNc

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Nothing, his hands were fine, he was just horsin’ around.

Racism and transphobia?

:/

No no, keep cooking.

Tell me more about jail for Elon Musk.

Trans and disabled, so that limits my options a bit.

I think I’d just go back to 2011 and just vibe.

I wish I could use both hands, remember faces, and walk without a cane.

Of course, there is always someone who says they wish they could have both hands, be able to remember anything, and walk at all.

And there are people who have no limb who wish they could have one, and would long for any mobility at all.

I’m grateful for what I got, but in a true human sense, I want more.

Hate to break your heart over this, but it ain’t gonna happen. Give up on your dreams of arbitrarily changing orthography with an inconsistent look to the past, and realize that we have “th” in place, which was already taught to English speakers, and is present on every keyboard.

I got two languages on my phone, and I’m not about to install the goddamn Icelandic keyboard so I can triple-tap past Japanese and type some sort of bullshitty shortcut to “th” which were already present on my second keyboard, English.

(Also WF backed Harris/Walz, they’re not dumb enough to try to tamper with the big race.)

Working Families is actually stronger than the democrats out here. I vote WF everywhere their name pops up. They got governors in out here in Oregon.

Hang on. This ain’t a real Kelly, there’s no crying Statue of Liberty.

Fifth year or so. Something a teacher shared with me, that they probably shouldn’t have. It wasn’t mainline coursework, they just thought I was smart.

(Nope. Not smart, just have attention issues and look really smart at some things, and helplessly incapable at others.)

I think everything here is in order and nothing’s missing, but I’m not about to reread it and find out.