You forgot the “slop”

Men are never trusting women smh

You accidentally said “homophonic” instead of “homophobic.” A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another but with a different meaning, e.g. “weight” and “wait”

When I was doing long distance runs, there was nothing more I wanted afterwards than some chocolate milk

Libraries are basically the only remaining third space, but they don’t fill the same need as the original commentor. Libraries don’t have places for kids to run around, be noisy, and climb things. That would be awesome though

I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

Quandale Dingle

Name checks out

And if you watch the original video she isn’t rabid at all. They just took some unfortunate stills

Not today FBI

Pretty sure they’re making a joke

I like to save memes from Lemmy to share with friends, and my messaging apps won’t send webp’s. I use Jerboa and when I long press on the image it says what file type it is. If it’s webp, I either sigh and move on, or if it’s a really good meme, I screenshot it and crop it. But it’s a pain.

Ironically, this post’s image is also a webp

Pizzacakecomic Trump is not what I was expecting to see today

There are still subreddits though, they’re just called communities

I don’t fully disagree but that was exactly Kira’s thinking lol (at least at the start)

Ah they really had to add “found in North America” so this wouldn’t fully work for non-Americans. Love it otherwise

I tried Niagara at first, but wanted something FOSS and switched to KISS Launcher which is similar. It’s search-based, like Niagara. My friend bought the Niagara launcher and loves it, but it’s not for me

Not very important but I remember it strangely well.

I was 8 years old. My teacher asked “What is one hundred times one hundred?”

I raised my hand and said “Ten thousand!”

“No, it’s one thousand. Ten times ten is one hundred, and one hundred times one hundred is one thousand.”

“But… It’s ten thousand. Can I show you on a calculator?”

“No! Sit down, it’s one thousand. I’m the teacher, I should know.”

I later got a calculator and showed her and she didn’t apologise.

Yeah I’ve never seen the last panel before

I still have the theme song in my head to this day