He liked fava beanis
He liked fava beanis
I’m not going to go to some backwoods country and tell them how to live their lives
“Nah, we like your people oppressed”
He must have shouted that quote so that the interviewer could hear him with his head so far up Elon’s ass
How do they even afford to eat???
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
And now he’s too old to abort
Shit, why won’t this stupid upvote button give you more than one?!
Which is why I always bring a knife to a pillow fight!
I’ve lost many friends…
Binkleberg Humperdish
I genuinely hope this is due to therapy and/or medication. I’m willing to wipe the slate for someone putting in real effort who just needs some sort.
But should she burn any fucking bridges after this…
Something something outsourcing calls and other Indian stereotypes
I enjoy these nicknames, thank you
I think many of the people downvoting and/or reporting you (I did both) are aware that you’re joking. The problem is that your joke isn’t funny. It’s wildly offensive and racist.
I get what you’re saying, “I don’t actually believe the racist stuff I said,” but we’re concerned with the part of that thought that you’re glossing over: racist stuff you said. Probably should just delete your comment.
Just realize that comedy doesn’t give you carte blanche to shout racist stereotypes and move on.
And instead of paying them, pay 500 toddlers $2 each to kick them in the shins their entire career
I thought he saved his urine in jars
Then again, I guess you can save multiple things in jars
@DogPeePoo@lemm.ee I’ll give you a slice of pizza if you do it again but longer and louder
Thanks! Now that I’ve got a fan base to disappoint, it’s time say something disturbingly sexist or transphobic.
Girls have a button and boys have a pole. Wicked touching takes its toll.
And then write Harry Potter style books about himself!
Also he puts his wiener into furniture and says he doesn’t
What did it say before the edit?