I’m hoping to send my kids to college in the next 15 years, so I don’t ever expect to retire.

Because you cannot convince someone that the economy is doing well when they think it’s not. Inflation was extremely high for too long, and the wage gap may be closing but it’s still absurdly high. “There’s a tumor in your brain, but we made it smaller by a third.” It sounds like objective progress, but when the tumor is in your brain causing psychological and physical disability. Celebrating the progress makes it seem like you don’t care about the remaining problems.

When is an ad not a prompt?

If they could cut down on the deer population, too, that would be nice.

What if I’m not actually ashamed to enjoy it?