Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.
Thanks for metaphorically having my back!
Oh, I had conflated the two! That makes sense.
Thanks for metaphorically having my back!
What does this title mean?
Nobody but you poops and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you.
(Trying to make an early Family Guy reference here, but all I can find on YouTube is Rick and Morty, so maybe I’m misremembering)
I was born with a deviated septum and, despite at least two surgeries attempting to repair this, have never recovered. I have almost no sense of smell.
For any food which has toppings durable enough to endure, I eat it upside down. Pizza and cake are prime examples. Why would you ever want the actual flavor hidden behind a thick layer of, in various forms, bread? The bread is the transportation medium, not the food. Don’t get me wrong, I love bread and carbs, but they’re not the appeal of most dishes.
That’s fair enough. Hope you’re enjoying your scrolling!
Did you go back a month in my history to comment on this or stumble upon it naturally?
That last statement seems like it cannot be true in this context.
Not sure “neat” is the word I’d use. Its existence doesn’t upset me, but I wouldn’t mind if it didn’t exist.
That’s a very relatable experience. You have my condolences.
If you really want it, I can send it to you directly, or you can find it by googling “spider blowjob creepy” or something like that. (I specifically say “googling” because I was unsuccessful in finding it on DDG. I didn’t try other search engines.)
I don’t know what the gif’s origin is, but it was semi frequently posted on Reddit. To shamefully continue referencing Reddit, this probably wouldn’t be your proudest fap. (I originally said “I can assure you” but then again … You did request the gif and I don’t know you.)
edit: Improved my originally very cavalier approach to grammar. Did not change the message of the post.
edit 2: Apparently the appeal of this was more widespread than I thought. I didn’t want to post it publicly because I don’t know how all of the clients handle image previews and didn’t want to force the image on anyone; also I couldn’t validate the quality or security of the website I found when searching it, but if you really want to see a spider blowing a guy, here it is.
Happy to spread knowledge!
This is similar to a classic, very not safe for work gif involving a woman dressed as a spider.
McDonald’s has some incredibly rigorous requirements and processes to ensure consistent qualities in their Sprite. I have no interest in propping up a giant harmful corporation, but their Sprite really is different.
Random video discussing this: https://youtu.be/ATEMvaOcWWc
The Food Theorist and many others have made videos discussing it as well. A few months ago I saw a particular one explaining the McDonald’s process at length, but unfortunately I cannot remember enough details to find the same one again.
Side note: in typing this comment and trying to find relevant videos, I had to type “Sprite” an unreasonable number of times, and not once did my phone’s keyboard get it right.
The effort to avoid smudging is commendable.
The use of the word “handles” is not.
I learned this on cracked.com! I don’t remember how long ago it was, but I wonder if they had a similar source.
For the immediate future, I will assume that “Chihuahua Taco” is a grammatically correct Spanish sentence.
Talk to that guy who recently posted about being exposed to Taco Bell for the first time.
Just because I’ve owned two Chihuahuas in my life doesn’t mean I approve of the franchise!
edit: Also, I don’t actually speak (or read or write) Spanish, so this is the only comment to which I can usefully respond. I have no actual ire toward you.
Gotcha, thank you.