Done out of self interest. Helping Sisko is just a means to maintaining his lifestyle.

Found the heretic.

The look of someone who’s seen some…

A new recruit?

Welcome aboard!

Dude even remarked that Klingon culture was previously less focused on combat/conquest.

Or to jailbreak Bones from a Dramian prison.

Best cake I can do is boimler purge dancing:

Found a tumblr recipe, but it lacks any fruit component. Kinda disappointing, much like my want of a proper recipe for spicy hasperat.

(Plus bonus baby Frodo!)

My initial answer was gonna be a pint and a phaser, but thought it might be a shade darker than the strongest raktajino.

As a treat.

This’n here

If Stan slept with Dorothy’s mom, then yeah.

Had an idea, but naturally, someone beat me to the punch:

Roger Sterling on Mad Men has some useful zingers.

It’s the catchiest damned song about mutual infidelity and accepting a partner’s toxicity.

Would appear to be fan fic. Amused me all the same.