I KNEW IT!!! The sun just…hurts. now. Regardless of latitude, direct sunlight deadass insta-sizzles my skin. Worth it though, my mental health is sorted. UV blocking activewear handles the rest.

This one is my favorite.

How the fuck does someone even avoid salt?

Courage the cowardly dog!

Back in high school, some of my friends halfass doodled the equivalent Yu-Gi-Oh cards on index cards, as actual card games were banned. It was hilarious. And effective.

Well, the folks over at noctua have fan shenanigans down to a fine science, and since I have generally forgotten the last rabbit hole I went down, I’d say get two fans and have one blowing in and the other out, lol.

I’ve been trying to find a new keyboard for a while now but I find myself missing the gif menu. 😩 The second they add one to futo or heliboard I’m so down

How about now? You good, little cheese?

Lol @ my '01. Fuck, I miss Bluetooth audio.

Lemmy says trans rights!!

His potion is wearing off and he’s begun to metamorphosize back to blob form

It doesn’t help that he’s got this vibe undulating off him, you know the one-- evil, narcissistic, oligarch dork, trying to look cool but failing miserably because it’s impossible to be cool when you’re anywhere remotely close to as big of a dickbag as he is.

Leaning in, starting the car, hitting the garage door button, putting stuff in, grabbing ice scraper, begrudgingly pondering why I had to get another car that’s currently in the garage, parked where if my running one was it would not need scraping.

I love excel. So much so that I grabbed a handful of for dummies books about it, abaorbed them, and moved on to vba.

It’s not that it is necessarily easy, but moreso brutally satisfying to be able to swear at a worksheet triumphantly once you’ve wrangled something obscene.

Currently refreshing with 2019 power programming in vba and two older ones, sql for dummies+ crystal reports for dummies. Crystal reports is goddamn brutal to learn, but fuck is it good.

It’s also kinda fun trying to explain sql tables to people. For context, I’m in accounting but got real tired of all the manual formatting shit I used to have to do. It set me down the path to figure out why things sucked so hard. It’s coming in handy at my new job. I might eventually haggle for a custom title of Spreadsheet Developer lol

Also, archive.org has a bunch of reference books on miscellaneous computer stuff. It’s where I grabbed most of mine. They had a lawsuit recently so some of the books are unavailable but hopefully op can dig up something useful.

In north Carolina, there once was a commissioner of labor named cherie berry. She is the only commissioner of labor who has ever had a picture included on some things, such as the inspection placard inside elevators. She became known as the elevator lady. When i left the state I was beside myself at the lack of people pictures in elevators.

They made a shirt with that pic. The caption? Cherie berry lifts me up.

Edibles don’t work well for me personally so I’d recommend a vaporizer + cbd flower. I’ve found a couple that chill me right out, but when I’m on the right meds I don’t need it at all.

It might be the wire? Idk. I only consider it because I blew an extension cord using a space heater in my garage. (Shameful, I know, but I was trying to keep some goddamn tomato plants warm while I was tinkering.) I thought it was rated high enough but ended up tripping the GFCI on the circuit. The heater is fine, outlet was fine, but the extension cord would trip the circuit when I would plug it back in even without the heater attached. I’d probably drive myself mad looking for anything melted if I blew mine in my Subaru. Got a couple dash bulbs burned out and god dammit i don’t want to take the damn thing apart again.

I’m already subscribed. Just waiting for the day lol

Even with the fucking wiring diagram, I’m still not sure how to disconnect my goddamn horn from my keyless entry. The horn relay is hooked up to so much shit. (The 2001 doesn’t use a “chirp” with the fob, it uses the whole ass horn.) Both of them. Because naturally there’s two. And they’re both loud as shit. And maybe I want to lock my car without the whole street hearing it. And yes, there’s supposed to be a way to silence it but the particular fobs I got for whatever reason won’t.

Non-binary Samsung user here! I use gboard anyway but also implement the person shrugging emoji a lot on discord so it pops up in my recently used quite often lol