What if we hit him with a car?

I still say this sometimes and hope that they actually get it 😂

I don’t think this will work in my yard. The ants are farming aphids already. Boiling water helped a little with the grass and some of their aphid farms but the ants remain vigilant.

You know, I’m really just waiting for the day voyager supports gif insertion.

My gf went to touch my phone bc kitty is ADORABLE and i cautioned her with… colorful language lmao

weenie 🥹

Keep an eye on that headgasket!

If you give me the tools, the time, and permission, I’ll fuckin’ handle it.

This is the coping mechanism for the people whose cats like to fuck with tp rolls. I can’t go back now

Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it’s an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn’t it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?

Personally I wouldn’t mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt’s clean lmao

You should check out the wake county register of deeds! They’re accessible online and they go allllll the way back.

I am SO DOWN. Let’s go. Let’s do it.

This SENT me.

I actually don’t hate the candy. Technically easier without the dispenser though,lol.

you know you’ve done it.

I couldn’t even get the burger flipping job starting out. Rude.

Burying myself in my work so I don’t burst into tears every other moment. Grieving the sudden loss of a cat that was my universe for her whole fuzzy diabolical life. It’s been a month, but I knew the second I plucked her from the bushes that she was going to destroy me. We had a good eleven years but fuck, man.
My gf and our surviving cat have been great consolation, but violet had no sense of personal space and I find this void in my orbit to be currently…unbearable.

What about… your whole face? Is it allowed? 😭So FLUFFY ☠️

God, barf.

I was one of those sad goth kids clinging to the dresden dolls through my turbulent adolescence. After palmer met this nutsack her whole vibe changed. I mourned the loss of an era and ultimately left it all behind. I can’t even begin to fathom what kind of… Mind-shattering nightmare that would be, someone you connected with on that level, being the intersection in your life between “the before times” and one of the most traumatic things that can happen to someone. Fuck.

Doppelganger!!