Free Hat!

fighting climate change by burning petroleum! Yay

I hope this judge has a good lawyer!

you don’t need the original box for this, I usually throw it away after a month (the delay for full refund in some shop)

Forêt morte?

I think there were already plenty of reasons before that, so the condition is unnecessary here.

edit: maybe you really meant if(true) so it’s fine.

you can see his 2 neurons getting so pissed by all those words he doesn’t understand before he handcuffs her

you don’t take it on weekend?! How do you function on the weekend then?

Unmute it? 😅

I still can open the doors from inside, just not from outside

which is so stupid, who would break in your car at 20kmh?

I always thought the opposite would make much more sense, locking doors when you’re below 10kmh and unlocking once driving

Firefighters always struggle more to open locked doors (duh) as much as I hate those, I don’t think it’s something specific to it.

and I wasn’t born 30 years ago, even though I’m almost 40’

Weird how guilt from committing a genocide make you fund a new genocide

nah he’s just opening recruitment to 10 year olds boys (probably because they are stealing Trump’s girls)

maybe, but you can be sure that all elevators will work fine (maybe they’ll even disable any safety measures just to be “safe”)

“If one side of the border chooses pacifism, the other will field an army.”

the only reference I have is from Hal in Malcolm in the middle

I also need an explanation

So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?

right?