Midnight Wolf

The ad is coming from INSIDE the TV

😱

They are cute chubby cuddle fluffs though. Just look at them!

🐼

Every single fucking isp (at least in the states): nah

¿Por qué no los dos?

Kool-aid Man: busts through the airframe OH YEAHHHHH

Actually… https://www.reuters.com/graphics/AVIATION-SAFETY/lgpdaagabvo/

Hey bro can I borrow your phone

Sure bro

Why the fuck does it smell like piss

Don’t kinkshame me bro

Bro

Bro

We’ll fuck your wife!

Why is it smoking?

Don’t be a narc, let it have a little smoke break

I see no magic the gathering here

hot

😳

girl

😞

No straight people allowed, only gay. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

20 years later, in therapy: “do you have any memory when this desire started?” “well I think it started when my mom got these weird handcuffs and used them so I wouldn’t run away…”

Depending on the individual and severity, yeah. I have a sibling who is fine with flashing lights up to a rather high point, but another friend who also has this is much more vulnerable to it, even flashing lights in a relatively small section of the screen (sudden lights in a dark environment in the background, for example, while their character sits in a lit area) while playing a game.

school

“should of” (I mean the whole sentence is atrocious really, but I guess I’m expecting too much)

sigh

I mean I think the Toyota Corolla is still the most popular new car worldwide, and bland colors like white and gray are the most common as they are neutral colors that everyone seems to be okay with. Not our fault we want to use dependable boring transportation for our families, officer…

But we are indoors?

That’s why you get some friends together to all have similar plates. Similar cars too, if possible.

“Was it the gray Corolla, or the gray Camry? Was de-badged?” “They are all de-badged! What about the prius from the bank robbery?” “There are three cyan prii, that fled from that” “Were they driving an LE or SE model trim?” “No idea, did anyone check what wheels they had?” “Oh, they are known to swap the wheels of the different trims of that generation” “I’ve heard that they wrap the cars before they pull a job, so they don’t expose the real paint job” “GAHHHH”

“I need my car to have a turbo”

chops off 2 cylinders

“thanks bro runs so much better now”

TURBO MODE

Maxis: license game which would be available on the most popular and beloved OS of all time; along with making several iconic games around that time period

also Maxis: “we should sell out to EA”

Literally everyone: ???