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It’s possible the commenter had never seen the movie. Quotes do get around.

I do most of my meal making on the stovetop, but I never bake without preheating.

I don’t see any attempts to logic, it’s just fewer steps:

1. turn on oven

2. put frozen pizza in

versus

1. turn on oven

2. wait

3. put frozen pizza in

Step 0.5: sourcing raw silicon.

As another barely under 6ft human, why are the counters at nut bruising height?

I suppose I’m just too cynical. It does make me happy to see the BS zionist propaganda failing though

Killing all the human shields that are in the way is not an acceptable counter-strategy, and will cost Israel its allies while further angering its many foes.

It’s been working great so far. Relationships with allies flourishing as usual; we’re all sating our bloodlust vicariously.

Ok, I know what you meant, but is armed resurrection regrowing a severed limb or coming back to life with a couple of AKs?

Cool!

Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.

Like working on cars. Oh wait…

All the names are misspelled too. It’s gotta be intentional, right?

I’m sure this will just be used for more bias against Gaza.

I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.

I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.

The comment spoiler is working for me but not the post.

One of those predictive text paragraphs?

I remember being so sad as a child that no one would listen to my stories; I was so immensely interested in what I was talking about and to see people just start gazing off really hurt.

a. Lunch breaks are those annoying things that pull me out of flow state.