• Opisek@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Coffee does absolutely nothing to me. I believe everyone saying it has any effect are all in on one huge joke that I’m not in on. I can pour a little down my throat and there in exactly zero change.

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      4 days ago

      i’ve heard this means you probably have adhd, or something… also that’s my experience.
      incidentally, coffee works better at keeping you awake than making you awake…
      so if you’re already sleepy it won’t really do much, but if you’re awake and want to stay up late, it’ll work for that.

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        4 days ago

        I heard that, too. Looking at my partner with diagnosed ADHD, I’m at most very low on that spectrum, but it might indeed be non-zero. Due to another condition, I am statistically more likely to have it than not.

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          3 days ago

          Same, I’m the person in the meme. I don’t get useful energy from caffeine just stress. Soda and tea are fine, but I try to stay away from black coffee and energy drinks because they tend to trigger panic attacks in me.