These look so much better than what the show actually was.

You misspelled “hysterical”.

What kind of tea? I hope it’s a nice roasted oolong.

Me too. More licking than nibbling, though.

There isn’t anything unhealthy about it as long as you indulge it in a healthy way.

Spicy hot food is also painful. Does that mean that people who enjoy eating habaneros, Scotch bonnet, etc. have unhealthy brains?

Wait. On second thought, don’t answer that.

Pain releases endorphins. It isn’t for everybody, though. If you don’t get it, then it isn’t for you. There are tons and tons of fetishes out there that most of us aren’t going to understand.

It also bothers me that there’s the implication that poor people don’t deserve any luxuries. As if being poor is a moral failing, so you should suffer.

Of course, what’s really absurd is the trillions of dollars the US spends on military bullshit every year, not the fact that some unemployed worker might be able to buy top-shelf mustard.

That’s how my dad was. He was the one only one who actually needed food stamps; everybody else was cheating the system. As far as I could tell, it wasn’t about race because he’d talk shit about other white people who used food stamps, too.

It’s a reference to the phrase “When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

Let people do what they want. Unless they’re buying junk food with food stamps!

Not all countries. Just the capitalist ones.

Now, it just marks you as somebody stupid enough to give Elon money for no reason.

Oh shit yeah. Fuck all of that.

Then asking them to clean their dishes and having them argue with you…

I would say that Jack in the Box is the worst of the big national chains, but it’s been a long time since I ate at any of those places.

Sometimes when a word gets borrowed from another language, the pronunciation comes along, too. Sometimes not. Every dictionary here says we aren’t using the Nahuatl pronunciation. It isn’t a thing, no matter what some guy on YouTube is saying.

Not in English it ain’t.

I hope so. I don’t think that the attempt here is to win in court. They don’t have a case, and they know it. The attempt is to scare people away from protesting.

Who is the threadiverse’s first?

“Made with real food ingredients”

Did a robot write this?

“Enjoy your soup, fellow human!”

Wait…is that the robot in the background, making the soup…? What the HELL is that?!?

My anus is bleeding!