I’m not in a dark room, I’m at work! It’s either this or jorkin my penits and I think HR is gonna like doomscrolling more!
So, there’s this alternative platform called The Fediverse…
I absolutely doomscroll Lemmy on a regular basis.
The algorithms, man. They’re still out there, feeding in the digital dark.
Well I’ve been feeding it shitposts and made up conspiracy theories, it seems to love those.
Goes both ways. We feed it shit. It feeds us shit. We feed ourselves shit. It feeds itself shit. More like and ass-to-mouth 69. Like a human-centipede + bot ouroboros.
As more data becomes available
Then we can start doing more with it
And as we do more with it
That that creates more data
meehh…
keeps scrolling
The room I’m in is brightly lit by sun. Phew — I have escaped the spell. It is thus safe to keep scrolling
Help me escape the matrix?