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I have this theory that every time I get blackout drunk I shift into a new universe. Hear me out. Every time this happens:
- I wake up in an unknown location with no recollection of how I got there.
- People and relationships seem to have been dramatically altered.
- Events do not align with historical memory of how they occurred.
That’s the most likely explanation, so that must be it.
Getting blackout drunk is a form of time travel as well as teleportation.
So I don’t have to go to work now?
Well yes, but only because you can never leave work
Finally.
I’m actually okay with that.
Joke’s on you, time has always collapsed.
It’s about time.
not again!
