Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.
Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!
Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.
Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.
You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.
You will find love.
ACAB
God isn’t real
Buy Bitcoin ASAP and have a prepping plan
Your family doesn’t care for you
- you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
- drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
- convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
- buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
- learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
- move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
- BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
no
You’re a girl mfer 🥲
You’re gonna be the happiest you’ve ever been, but it’s going take another 30 years and a failed marriage to get there. Hang tough - it’s worth it!
You think being a Jehovah’s Witness is bad? Pro tip, move in with dad but don’t be his friend. Don’t fall for any kind of “modeling” scam he pulls on you.
even with 100+% broker costs, put EVERY dime you don’t need in Apple stock
Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don’t start with C++ for the love of god lmao
It gets better. Seriously. You will find your people and be happy. It’s just gonna take about seven or eight more years. I promise, life is worth living and you’re gonna do great.
Your dad is a piece of shit. Find a mentor before your too old and you have to figure it all out by yourself.
You will miss your family, lose your friends, and your home will be taken from you.
“You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”
