Somebody make this

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Somebody make this

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 4 months ago

Then we just need heart hockey and we can summon captain hockey

tetris11@feddit.uk · edit-2 4 months ago

Isnt heart hockey that weird Aztec game that sacrificed the winners?

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 4 months ago

I think they used heads for their game, I’m not sure what kind of captain you’d get if you tried to use head as the fifth element … they might be more fun though …

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

“The heart of a sport is found in its fans.” - Somebody Probably

By your sticks combined, I am Captain Hockey!

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 4 months ago

*proceeds to hit polluting scum in the face with a big stick*

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Best I can do is tonsil hockey.

snooggums@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

I thought love was the fifth element?

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

That’s green! Super green!

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 4 months ago

That summons captain Dallas, he’s alright I guess

Bashnagdul@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

I feel old now