• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    “I painted over your outlets with leaded paint. Anway because I think I did such a great job ill increase your rent but since im feeling generous I’ll only raise it by 40%”

    -Average landleach

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      2 months ago

      “I may have bough the paint anf all with money I got from your rent but trust me it would be so hard to pay for the paint and all if not for me”