i don’t believe in witchcraft but I’m not bold enough to challenge people to hex me. not because it might work, but because i might just be unlucky enough that something completely irrelevant would happen to me and that would forever convince them they were right and i was wrong and i would never live that down.

it might even happen while I’m uploading the update to say that everything’s fine. something would fall on my head or some shit, I can’t take that risk.