BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square247linkfedilinkarrow-up1587arrow-down19
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minus-squareTauZero@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 year agoThe town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoAlways two there are, a master and an apprentice.
minus-square[deleted]@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoThe undertaker’s understudy.
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoIf the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIf you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
minus-squarejupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoEvery undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoTHE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
minus-squareRebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoAs an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
The town’s undertaker embalms everyone who does not embalm themselves. Who embalms the undertaker?
Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.
The undertaker’s understudy.
The under-under-taker
If the under-under-taker is Australian, would it then be the down-under-under-under-taker?
If you’re a trucker on CB radio, you could overtake the underundertaker, over.
Every undertaker is morally oblieged to cary instructions for his job and when death knocks the person who finds the undertaker has to be the next one.
The underclause
THE Undertaker is morally obliged to throw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell should they ever cross paths there again.
As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.
Embalmception