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arrow-up1217arrow-down1external-linkHomeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources saylite.cnn.comPro@reddthat.com to News@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·23 hours agoWhat’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
minus-squareamorpheus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoShe only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 hours agoTruthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
minus-squareLupusBlackfur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·23 hours agoHopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox… That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
minus-squareathairmor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·23 hours agoProbably just injected a little too much Botox.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agobotched surgery to look like ivanka.
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
She’s allergic to Dogs.
Truth, honesty, compassion.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
The Constitution.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.