shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
You’re forgetting the crystals and small pyramids to place under her bed!
That was actually funny 🤣
Probably sacrifice some road kill.
Shame they don’t mention what she is allergic to.
Common decency.
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
Maybe it’s lupus
Basil?
Fancy putting “No riff raff”…
Que?
Got me. I loled.
That’s… too bad? Anyway, I’m making nachos for dinner.
Be nice to your guts and eat some vegetables with this!
Jalapeños, onions and tomatoes are all fruits/vegetables (sorry of an arbitrary distinction, but both are healthy for the most part). Beans are legumes. It’s not the healthiest thing, but it’s not horrible.
The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
Holy crap, recipe?
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You’ll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
What is taco seasoning tho?
You can but it in packets at the store. I have a big container from a co-op.
Or make your own with this secret recipe.
Yeah that story had to go at the top and contain a jump add literally unreadable otherwise
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
I’m using Doritos but a scoops is a killer idea. I have to try that.
I’ve taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice
Sour cream seems key to super good nachos. Guac too if its around, but salsa and sour cream minimum.
I’m not a sour cream person, but I do love guacamole when we have some. Salsa really depends. I like a good pico but anything processed, usually not. My wife makes a mean salsa with Serrano peppers. Which is ironic because she hates spicy food, but she has the basic proportions down and just has me taste to fine tune.
Brilliant!
Have some tacos, too. 🌮
Always TACO, my friend.
Love the edit with photo. It’s nice to know we can trust something online, even if it’s only that !MagicShel@lemmy.zip actually delivered the nachos.
e: missed a word
Cornmeal-breaded fried chicken thighs for me
Sounds delicious!
It’s pretty bangin’!
That looks fantastic!
That looks fabulous. Too bad I had an early dinner and it’s too late to eat again.
Yum! This looks so good!
Im pretty uncreative with coming up with food ideas. Like I never even thought you could do nachos outside the standard chips and stuff. This got me thinking. Thank you and your nachos look delicious.
I’m making meatloaf :>
I’m having shakshouka for breakfast. It really hits the spot.
Nachos are pretty good.
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
That’s generous!
I hope it’s not pleasant
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
What’s she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
She’s allergic to Dogs.
Truth, honesty, compassion.
She only hangs out with conservatives, so she’ll be fine.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
The Constitution.
Hopefully she’s developed an allergy to Botox…
That’ll affect her for a looooooong time.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
You literally dropped the same link as OP, only difference is www instead of lite
A ton of people commented like it was a mystery, lol. Figure I would post link so people would believe me.
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh…
Silicone… Botox… Caulk… Whatever… 🤷♂️
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
I hope it’s gravely serious.
Hopefully for her, she’s not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
Hopefully for the rest of us though…
