• MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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      12 hours ago

      Magic Nachos

      Prep time: ~15 minutes

      1. Brown some ground beef
      2. Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
      3. Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
      4. Sprinkle with taco meat
      5. Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
      6. Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
      7. Microwave for 90 seconds.
      8. Put in face hole.

      Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You’ll just have to make a family tradition of your own!

    • hansolo@lemmy.today
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      16 hours ago

      Recipe for nachos:

      Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.

      Hot until cheese looks yum.

      Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.

      Scarf.