"What are you doing, step second cousins twice removed neighbours friends coworkers high-school special gay friends memoir writers nutritionists gazebo contractors someone that they once saw in the distance while on vacation who is by chance my biological fathers secret lover?“
It’s fine, the bro is adopted, they are all his step-family.
“Damn step Grandma, those granny panties make you look fiiiine!”
“I bet you could hold so many apples in these, step-gammy”
"What are you doing, step second cousin twice removed?“
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you’re about to become!