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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 14 hours ago
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  • Donkter@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Saw a funny continuation where the dogs first wish is for them to swap bodies and his second wish is that the person couldn’t talk.

    • abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Someone posted a version of that in the comments. A bit dark!

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      8 hours ago

      That sounds more like cat wishes to me.

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        7 hours ago

        why would a cat lower themselves to the life of a petty human?

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          6 hours ago

          Easier to get food that way.

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            6 hours ago

            If you are able to get food with less work than your cat then I’m either jealous of your life or worried about your cat.

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              6 hours ago

              How would the cat know how the food gets there? The human leaves, they come back with food. That would be a great “be careful what you wish for” wish.

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            no because now they have to actually work for it and do chores and stuff

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              6 hours ago

              Yeah, they’d find that out. Human in cat body: “No take-backs! Now scoop my poop!”

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      8 hours ago

      The tragic comedy is when the dog wishes the human can live forever.

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