transcription: women be like “where can i find a goth gf?” my sister in christ we killed the american shopping mall and the goth girls lost their natural habitat

  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The idea that the only Habitat of the Goth is the American Shopping Mall is a misunderstanding, as it is the habitat of the American Mall Goth. Here’s some other places where you can find Goths:

    • New Age/Witchcraft shops (The Witchy Goth).
    • Metal bars/Nightclubs (The Metal/Tradgoth).
    • Medieval/Victorian Old Towns (The Lesser European Dark Academic Goth, The Greater European General Goth)
    • Second Hand Bookshops (The Greater European Dark Academic Goth).
    • Museums (The Medieval Academic Goth).
    • Glasgow Central Station (The Glaswegian Cathouse Goth, also sometimes hybridised with the Electric Trainspotter due to interbreeding).