I think Jesus’ backstory plays into the manipulative auntie strat where they made 1 singular sacrifice in their life and because of that you have to be grateful and mow the lawn, Willy.
“Then I sacrificed myself to save you from the rules I made up myself. I could’ve just changed the rule, but somehow this convoluted plot line was simpler.”
One third of me gave up a whole weekend! If that ain’t love I don’t know WHAT is!
It is to show that I suffered with you for a bit. Only one third of me, to be fair, which I created specifically for that little exercise.
*to redeem you from my judgement, since you will never be good enough to undo you having Knowldege of Good and Evil, in the original shouldering of Collective Guilt.
Now eat my flesh and drink my blood. I SAID DRINK IT PLEDGE
Enkelt penkelt citronklämmis.
God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.
Jesus: Please don’t.
