NegativeNull@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 days agoMexican Coke Invasion imminent!!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1404arrow-down110file-text
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Edit: article: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·7 days agohttps://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down4·7 days agoReuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
minus-squarehuppakee@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 days agoIf that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 days agoOnion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
If that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
Onion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.