Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy
Yo just got pinged. What dis about
yeah I’m here too from the ping, is there like birthday cake or something?
josh promised there’d be beer and balls, that’s why I’m here
I got the birthday ping, it’s on Sunday. Who’s coming?
@Everyone
The cake is a lie.
How ‘bout eggs?
Times are quite trying…
And it propagates to mastodon. And the rest of the fediverse
Imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on Lemmy
imagine if @everyone just tagged everyone on the entire fediverse
Nah, it just tags everyone on all social media.
Random WeChat user: "wtf is a lemmy?
and everyone off of social media it just sends some guy to everybody’s house
This is basically wuphf from the office!
My name is Nicole, but you can call me the fediverse @everyone
@everyone Please take me of this mailing list.
PLEASE STOP USING REPLY ALL
@EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!
BRO YOU INTERRUPTED MY WANK FOR THIS.
Better then your mom who usually calls when your batin
HEHEHE, PILE ON!
Who gave you the permissions to use
@everyone?Perfect for gorgeous looks, can push asap @everyone
You pinged me, what’s up?
Why have I been notified of this comment? It’s not even that funny
Tell me you’re 14 years old without telling me you’re 14 years old
Being on Discord got that covered.
I’m also on Discord, much as I’d rather not be - as I expect many others here also are.
Lemmy allowed me to cut reddit out completely, because it successfully fills the same purpose for me - a feed of news, information, memes and random stuff, with room for discussion. There may not be as much content as reddit or as many niche communities, but that doesn’t matter.
But with Discord, there are specific communities that compel me to stay on Discord, because that’s where the people are. I’d love to move entirely to better and more open platforms, but unless those communities move too I can’t leave completely.
Discord hasn’t started enshittification yet.
Oh it definitely has
They are planning to IPO later this year. In preparation they’ve already added shit features or removed some good ones.
Discord will soon be the next piece of shit.
As long as discord can voice calls and channels that are quick and easy to join, it literally does all most people need.
That is only a very small use case for the majority of discord users, it has overtaken dedicated support forums for the vast majority of gaming, politics, day trading, you name it.
Then they slowly start adding ads (quests), paywalling more and more features and generally looking to juice their numbers for the IPO, after it goes public it will enshitify further as the csuite looks to get their payday and have their places filled with “shareholder value” types. It’s happened over and over just you wait.
They’re seeing a girl? I don’t understand.
I think just meeting? Why don’t they meet on discord? This is all very confusing
I wouldn’t expect you to understand
Knew it. @everyone
You wouldn’t.
Simple, OOP forgot their meds.
She goes to another school. You don’t know her.
She lives in Canada, I met her over summer break
Had a friend in highschool who did this. Kept up the act the entire time until he graduated. I was two years behind and didn’t see him again.
Well, almost 7 years later I’m on hard times and delivering pizza just for some income and, low-n-behold, I see him is name on a delivery. So, I request that I be the one to bring it.
Show up and this chick answers the door. I tell her I’m dude’s old friend from HS, so she goes and gets him. We catch up and I make a joke that he finally got a real GF and doesn’t need the story about his GF in Canada.
She was the gf from Canada.
×10
someone PLEASE put this into written word that I can copy and paste
Here you go, friend:
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
What in the fuck
He told you you wouldn’t understand
A new copy pasta has dropped.
It’s pretty old and now I feel old :'(
It can’t be that old, I mean Discord is that brand new thing, right? Couple of years old at most?
Logo used since 2021
Okay good, I don’t have to come to terms with my mortality today
Initial release May 13, 2015; 10 years ago
😦
2021 was almost half a decade ago.
It’s even more than a decade ago if you count using shorter years
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone
The @everyone at the end got me
“(a real one)” does so much in this
(you wouldn’t understand)
you’ll most likely get aired
Huh?
(you wouldn’t understand)
I’m guessing similar to “ghosted”, like a phone call where all you get is dead air.
Ignored
You will be aired on the news for not understanding.
I have it under good authority that this is incredibly dangerous because girls have cooties.
Girl = Guy In Real Life
Guy = Girl under you
Bro = Beautiful round octopus
Woman = weird online man and nerd
Never heard anyone call their mom a girl before, but ok
You haven’t? Oh my sweet summer child. Welcome to the internet.
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Well, it’s true, I don’t understand what the fuck I just read.
