TNG s1e25 “Conspiracy”
Be careful not to mess up your back moving furniture, or you’ll never sit down in a chair normally again.
This time went better than when it initially got put into storage.
Those aren’t chairs. That’s my theory at least. His chairs are always a Nymphomaniac Changeling.
Now you knowth why he truly doth straddle.
I love this one because come to think of it, this was the year I claimed my dad-doing-outdoor-shit powers!
Good on ya. Wear that badge with honor and teach those youngins a thing or two.
Are special powers required for dads to shit outdoors?
Nah, you just need a nice private spot.
Seriously though, sometimes taking a piss outside just feels right.
"But Dad, you should see how much nookie I get!!!
…the Riker name becomes historically synonymous with banging sexy aliens!"
"…we know… FOR THE LAST TIME, JUST PRINT THE CHAISE & PUT IT NEXT TO THE PINK PLASTIC FLAMINGOS, WILL!
