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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago

Oxygen

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Oxygen

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours ago
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  • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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    Polyamory:

    • Noxy@pawb.social
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      that trike fucks so hard, holy shit

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        Could be better - modded mine to have a stronger center motor instead, with a bigger battery. But I do usually carry heavy loads

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    Hetrosexuals : How do gay people know which is the man and which is the woman??
    Homosexuals : How do straight people know how to split responsibilites evenly and treat each other equally and fairly??

    • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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      Ah, see. That’s the neat part…

  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    19 hours ago

    But who is the square in your relationship?

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      19 hours ago

      Me

    • lazyViking@lemmy.world
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      I guess if you’re not the square you’re the queer (makes more sense when spoken :( )

      Only one s per relationship

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      The one that gets out of bed last.

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        Surely the square gets out first, the cool circle relaxes in bed longer.

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          Be there or be square

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            oh shit, we’re squared on all sides, it’s a cube.

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    deleted by creator

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    I don’t know enough about this diagram to refute it.

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    Hehe, this can also be interpreted as misandrist/misogynistic

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      That’s what I was going for

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    Rebuke: It’s yin and yang, not yin and yin. 🤷

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      Both shapes are the same. Being the same is the only way to have a perfect 69.

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        69 is over rated IMO. Giving oral is great, recieving oral is great, both at the same time is distracting.

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          It puts you eye and nose level with each other’s assholes, too. I’m convinced it’s only popular because of branding.

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        I guess a bit of homosexual privilege helps balance the world out, lol.

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    I’m not gonna lie, it do feel this way sometime

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