Goddammit this meme hits to close. It’s freaking 10.30pm here. Guess I better get to bed.

I really ought to cause my work has me getting up super early in the morning, but rarely does my brain actually let me fall asleep till like 11

Laughs in going to bed at 3am in my late 30s

As someone nearing the age of 40, no. I stay up late sometimes only sleeping about 3 to 4 hours. My normal sleep is from 3am to 12 pm. So that generalization is way off.

You mourning people kill me. It’s 2am here right now. I’m just to the point of tears level pain from lying in one spot too long. I’ll be asleep by 3 and up again by 7, 9 if I’m lucky.

Can confirm: am over 35 and if I stay up later than that I start to get cranky and sour about kids these days with their insistence on trying, instead of doing or doing not. Ugh!

My grandma doesn’t go to sleep that early.

Nope, was born at the start of the 90s and this couldn’t apply less to me.

I sometimes wish I could go to bed that early, but the further away from midnight I go to bed, the less likely I am to actually get any sleep at all for some reason. I need to actually be tired to go to bed otherwise I just end up getting more awake, counterproductively

On the flip side most average people seem to be able to wake up at 6am easily, which to me, should be against the Geneva convention

For me the boundary is midnight. Once the clock passes the double twelve, my body starts its shutdown sequence. I get tired and panicky thoughts like “wtf am I doing, the kids will wake me up in 6 hours” start to ruin whatever I’m doing.

More like when I wake up at literally any time

Edit: read the meme as “wake up past 9am” for some reason. Probably because it’s like 3am where I’m at 🥱

sry… but no