I don’t think mice understand the concept of something not being free tbh. It ain’t like they go around with little mouse wallets filled with little mice money and little mice credit cards.
Nothing is free to a mouse. Everything comes with risks. Deadly risks lurk around every corner. That’s why mice dart around so quickly and act so cautiously, like tiny thieves.
Damnit now I picture a little mouse in a 3 piece suit, hat, strolling down the street, only to be conned by some rat with a goatee. But in the end he wins by getting the rat trapped in a cage.
You think the satanic panic was about occult imagery? No, it’s about loot distribution! Why should the druid get an equal cut when the rogue is going all the damage?
I don’t think mice understand the concept of something not being free tbh. It ain’t like they go around with little mouse wallets filled with little mice money and little mice credit cards.
Nothing is free to a mouse. Everything comes with risks. Deadly risks lurk around every corner. That’s why mice dart around so quickly and act so cautiously, like tiny thieves.
And they’re right. Little buggers best not let me catch ‘em in my chicken feed
Damnit now I picture a little mouse in a 3 piece suit, hat, strolling down the street, only to be conned by some rat with a goatee. But in the end he wins by getting the rat trapped in a cage.
And now I just converted that little scenario into a random encounter for my d&d session on Monday.
Is this socialism? 😅
You think the satanic panic was about occult imagery? No, it’s about loot distribution! Why should the druid get an equal cut when the rogue is going all the damage?
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