• HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    No, you are afraid of her becaus of the way she ate the steak last week at the family barbecue…

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      Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?
      The savory ending wasn’t drowned in salt and pepper
      And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile
      As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
      Now you’re gone forever now inside myself here we go

      Ooh Mr. Steak, you were Grade A

      I believe when a man’s in love he’ll do anything he wants
      He’ll do anything that will come to his mind
      And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:
      He’s stepping left and right cha-cha
      He came to me in a package of delight
      Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh
      He picked me, not the other way around
      He came bursting at the seams
      He pranced around la la

      He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
      He loved to move he was everything and more
      And every bite just made him dance more and more
      He loved to

      Mr. Steak you were Grade A

      Mr. Steak, he’s such a bachelor at heart
      He’d never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake
      Do you believe that a steak couldn’t love
      Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat
      But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy
      The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin
      It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land
      Hand in hand here we go
      He brought the 1

      He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
      He loved to move he was everything and more
      And every bite just made him dance more and more
      He loved to

      Mr. Steak you were great, eh?